{"id":94,"date":"2007-01-15T10:42:58","date_gmt":"2007-01-15T09:42:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/wordpress\/?p=94"},"modified":"2007-01-15T10:42:58","modified_gmt":"2007-01-15T09:42:58","slug":"blutbad-oder-wie-baut-man-ein-autoradio-ein","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"blutbad oder &#8222;Wie baut man ein Autoradio ein?&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SUNTIG *smile*<\/p>\n<p>nachd\u00e4mi doch gester so mega fr\u00fceh im bett bi gsi, \u00a0(e tag wo ni mi tag isch chani ou fr\u00fcehch is bett, de isch eher morn u aues isch wider\u00a0 viel besser) bini h\u00fct halt derna ou biz &#8222;fr\u00fcehner&#8220; uf, als e suntig normalerwis w\u00fcr zuela.. =)\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>emu, nacheme gem\u00fctleche zmorge bi mim mami im bett.. &#8222;<strong>i mag ni tische u du ni usem bett cho, isch guet wenis zmorge as bett bringe<\/strong>?&#8220; (vorteil bi dere methode, ds gsou isch i ihrem bett u m\u00e4 cha tv luege) =)\u00a0<br \/>\nbeidi churz tagesablouf abriss gmacht&#8230;\u00a0<br \/>\nfazit: mier tr\u00e4ffenis \u00e4u\u00e4 eifach uf di sibne wider dehei zum znacht.. =))\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>mis mami de mau richtig feriem\u00e4ss abd\u00fcset. u ig richtig b\u00e4rn, is migros.. =)\u00a0<br \/>\nim migros ga glace (STANDARD) u m-budget drinks hole u gschwing i kreisi loeb (d\u00e4 heisst gloub gar n\u00fcme so imfau ivi \ud83d\ude09 ) emu witers richtig b\u00f6singe.. =)\u00a0<br \/>\ni mim zw\u00f6ite dehei zw\u00fcschestop gmacht, w\u00f6ui gw\u00fcsst ha mis 2te Ich isch ni ume uni cha ga \u00fcberraschig zw\u00e4g mache..\u00a0 di hani ja scho ewigkeite n\u00fcme gseh *<strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\">snif<\/span><\/strong>*<\/p>\n<p>de witers uf schwarzeburg zu housi.. hani sch\u00f6n brav gseit ch\u00f6m de ufe,abm mittag.. also gem\u00fctlich 20 ab 12i uf dr matte gstange..\u00a0<br \/>\nbi \u00fcs ufem program isch BOXE IBOUE INE MICRA\u00a0gstange *fr\u00f6i*<\/p>\n<p>abr nat\u00fcrli zersch chle plegere u tv luege, resp dvd lose \ud83d\ude09\u00a0<br \/>\nde hurti abe zum outo, chle driluege u so.. gsch\u00e4ftig usgseh&#8230;\u00a0<br \/>\nhousi bemerkt grad mau eis, das dr kolleg no si outo schl\u00fcssu het u dasmer d\u00e4 ev s\u00f6t ga hole..<br \/>\noke, de cha ig ja guet di hingere sitze wider ufen\u00e4&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">****ACHTUNG, BLUETBAD ERZ\u00c4HLIG*** (n\u00fct f\u00fcr nid bluetl\u00e4send vertr\u00e4gendi m\u00e4ge) ****<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\nauso, eswie hanis gschaft, derte wo normalerwis di hingere sitze iraste u so mi finger\u00a0dri ds ha u drane ds zieh.. nat\u00fcrli sehr ungsung, wini festgstellt ha, w\u00f6u genau das h\u00e4gli dert ine hetmer n\u00e4re r\u00e4cht leid dr finger verschlitzt.. (geils wort \ud83d\ude09 )\u00a0<br \/>\nig mi finger em aluege.. &#8222;<strong>\u00f6hhhhhhhhhh, kul, lu mau, h\u00f6ne t\u00f6if.. \u00fchh, das bl\u00fcetet ja deftig..&#8220;<\/strong> (housi n\u00e4bedra em telefon &#8222;<strong><em>du, mir ch\u00f6me n\u00e4re, muess gschwing \u00f6per ga verarzte..&#8220;)<\/em><\/strong> &#8222;<strong>\u00e4u\u00e4 verarzte, chle abputze, de isch guet.. ev pfl\u00e4sterli<\/strong>..&#8220;\u00a0&#8230;. &#8222;<strong>lu mau, s tropft scho fasch&#8230; oke, pflaschter w\u00e4r \u00e4cht ke seich..&#8220; &#8230;. &#8222;ohoh, es tropft tats\u00e4chlech&#8230;&#8220; *<\/strong><span style=\"color: #800000;\">beideh\u00e4ndevolerbluthab<\/span><strong>*<\/strong>\u00a0<br \/>\nhihi, de mau chle abgw\u00e4sche das vile bluet u mi vom dokter hans la\u00a0verarzte.. het ja gar n\u00fcme w\u00f6ue h\u00f6re mit sch\u00fc\u00fc g\u00e4 \ud83d\ude09\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>hihi, erschti chriegswunde gha, bevormer \u00fcberhoupt gstartet hei =)\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>*****FERTIG BLUETBAD \ud83d\ude09 *********<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>auso hurti zu housi kolleg u derte schl\u00fcssu hole, dasmer\u00a0sis outo ch\u00f6i w\u00e4g stelle u mit mim id garage ine.. u n\u00e4re isches los gange:<\/p>\n<p>start: 13:56<br \/>\nmau hinger boxe nomau gchert.. logisch odr, we ig chume mau zersch aues wider chere.. de mau gm\u00fcetli afa kabel zieh u so&#8230;\u00a0<br \/>\npl\u00f6tzli sch\u00e4llet hinger im kofferrum es natel.. mier luegenis verduzt a u luege derte ines seckli.. ds alte natel vo mire mam isch drine.. i runzle d stirn u nimes use.. het no komisch gl\u00fcchtet..\u00a0de klapis us.. schwarz.. tot&#8230; h\u00f6?\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00fcberlegeni nomau.. das isch doch ds alte natel vo mire mam.. wiso l\u00fctet das?<br \/>\nluegeni dri.. het ja ke sim charte dine&#8230; schreg..\u00a0<br \/>\n&#8222;<strong>du hesch o gh\u00f6rt wis gl\u00fctet het<\/strong>?&#8220; &#8211; <em>&#8222;<strong>ja, du o<\/strong><\/em>?&#8220; &#8222;<strong>ja&#8230;&#8220;<\/strong> (mier hei das n\u00e4re ignoriert, ob das natel itze bes\u00e4sse isch odr nid \ud83d\ude09 )\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>witer im tegscht&#8230; emu nach bizeli chnorze, simer scho ds vierte ums outo gstange u \u00e4ntli\u00a0fertig gsi.. (ds chnorze isch nur uf ds schrube azieh mit l\u00e4diertem ziegfinger mire sits bezoge gsi.. au anger hei ihri sach guet gmacht \ud83d\ude09 )<br \/>\nisch gloub \u00f6pe e stung gsi, hei n\u00fcme uf d uhr gluegt.. =)\u00a0<br \/>\nNachd\u00e4m d alag no uf volle pulle teschtet isch worde&#8230; 3 doors down und &#8222;masters of randalz&#8220; simer dr meinig gsi es t\u00f6nt angers geil.. (emu ig \ud83d\ude09 )<\/p>\n<p>si de ufe ds vierte vore tv ga siegfried luege&#8230; jaja, lustich war es &#8230;\u00a0<br \/>\ngm\u00fcetli no chle umegsiffet u nichtsmer gedan&#8230;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>jaja&#8230; =)\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>nach bizeli siffe, nichtstun, d\u00fcr\u00fcm \u00e4sse u\u00a0DSDS luege bini de eis ufe heiw\u00e4g u has no vor dr match fluet \u00fcber d outobahn gschaft&#8230;\u00a0<br \/>\nu ja, itze hockeni dehei, miteme risige verband ume finger, w\u00f6u das pl\u00f6de pflaster doch ni gl\u00e4ngt ha u bi erstunt, das mi finger immerno so bl\u00fcetet&#8230;<br \/>\nhihi, def\u00fcr chani morn mit chriegsverletzige plagiere *<span style=\"color: #339966;\"><strong>stoltzbin<\/strong><\/span>*<\/p>\n<p>hani n\u00e4mli grad beschlose, sone kampf nimi no meh uf, outo usenang n\u00e4 u so f\u00e4gt ja wi sau.. \ud83d\ude09\u00a0<br \/>\ndah\u00e4r, guet nacht a alli u hei, h\u00e4bet ke finger is outo irast teil loch vode hingersitze.. sisch gf\u00e4hrlech \ud83d\ude09\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>edit: u ds wichtigste hani ja no verg\u00e4sse&#8230; =)<br \/>\n==&gt; p\u00fcnktlech em 10 vor sibni dehei gsi u gm\u00fcetlech em sibni no mit mim mami ch\u00f6ne znacht \u00e4sse&#8230; h\u00f6h\u00f6, das isch gloubs s\u00e4lte bi \u00fcs und drum erw\u00e4hnents w\u00e4rt..\u00a0 nomau zum s\u00e4ge, lustige tag gsi.. (u \u00fcberlegemer scho wider, wiso dasi kes bild vo mim finger ufelade.. auso, bim dritte alouf w\u00e4rs de e luti \u00fcberlegig w\u00e4rt \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SUNTIG *smile* nachd\u00e4mi doch gester so mega fr\u00fceh im bett bi gsi, \u00a0(e tag wo ni mi tag isch chani ou fr\u00fcehch is bett, de isch eher morn u aues isch wider\u00a0 viel besser) bini h\u00fct halt derna ou biz &#8222;fr\u00fcehner&#8220; uf, als e suntig normalerwis w\u00fcr zuela.. =)\u00a0 emu, nacheme gem\u00fctleche zmorge bi mim &#8230; <a title=\"blutbad oder &#8222;Wie baut man ein Autoradio ein?&#8220;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=94\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">blutbad oder &#8222;Wie baut man ein Autoradio ein?&#8220;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1019],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ivis-world"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p674Fw-1w","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":92,"url":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=92","url_meta":{"origin":94,"position":0},"title":"[Masters of Hardcore] odr &#8222;weme todchrank uf holland geit&#8220;","author":"ivi","date":"16. 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