{"id":90,"date":"2007-02-24T10:41:16","date_gmt":"2007-02-24T09:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/wordpress\/?p=90"},"modified":"2007-02-24T10:41:16","modified_gmt":"2007-02-24T09:41:16","slug":"die-kunst-des-rippenbrechens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"Die Kunst des „Rippenbrechens“"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n
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Auso, es isch ja bekannt, das ds Ivchen i Sache Sport chle e tolpatsch isch…
\nD\u00e4nkmer nur zrug a Ghirnersch\u00fctterige, brochni Nasene u ufgschlitzti R\u00fcgge i eim Jahr Gibbsport =)<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\n

Abr letscht zischtig hani ja widermau dr Vogu abgschosse… Kart fahre isch eifach nix fer mi… chanimi dr\u00e4ie u chere wini wet, abr nach dr\u00fcmau teschte isch erwise, ds ivchen darf ni kart fahre.. i boue JEDESMAU e unfall.. Odr wirde unfau boue worde.. odr so…\u00a0
\nbim erschtemau isch ja no gange mit dere risige b\u00fclle em bei.. u bim zw\u00f6itemau isch eignetli sogar r\u00e4cht besser gange.. da hani so chlini h\u00e4rzigi b\u00fcllene gha, vom einte crash…\u00a0
\ntja =)\u00a0
\nemu, em zischtig ou gem\u00fctlich em d\u00fcse, chunt spizcheri u sone idiot vo hinge i mi ine u zag, ivchen im getto use.. hehe, *wuuuf* grad hurti ke schnuf meh gha vor luter *pengBumm* abr isi.. letschte 15min de halt n\u00fcme so graset (dai no vercheltet bi gsi, nat\u00fcrli oder, das bruchts ja schliessli ono grad, chle m\u00fcehsam worde it hueste u auem) emu ja, ast\u00e4ndig fertig gfahre =)\u00a0
\nem abe nachem \u00e4sse u so mau richtig bett, ds gf\u00fceu gha,“he wi f\u00fcehlesech brochni rippe a“? ds lige isch r\u00e4cht m\u00fcehsam gsi, abr schlussem\u00e4nd doch gange..\u00a0
\nmittwuche de d\u00fcre tag geng no chle gsp\u00fcrt u so, abr iiiiiisi, nur ni weh lidig tue…\u00a0
\nmittwuch abe, donschtig u fritig d\u00fcre tag isch du r\u00e4cht g\u00e4big gange, hani nixmer gross sp\u00fcrt..
\ndef\u00fcr fritig, usgangs outfit \u00e4u\u00e4 ds \u00e4ng azoge gha \ud83d\ude09\u00a0
\nemu samschtig de wider r\u00e4cht intensiv gsp\u00fcrt gha, das sone sch\u00e4iss absperrig vore kartbahn r\u00e4cht hert cha si =)))\u00a0
\nabr geng no isi…\u00a0<\/p>\n

suntig morge… ufwache—- *KNACK<\/strong>* *slirp* …. „heschdu das knacke itze ogh\u00f6rt?“ „ja…“ „verdamt, das isch mis r\u00fcppi gsi….“\u00a0
\nh\u00f6h\u00f6… i hanes vaakum im brustchorb… *lol* mega ds geil.. bi zwar fasch erstickt w\u00f6ui vor lutter weh tue ke luft meh ha becho, abr sisch sones lustigs gf\u00fceu gsi, soens vaakum.. *lol* de hammr =)\u00a0
\neja…\u00a0<\/p>\n

nachd\u00e4mimer h\u00fct de ganz tag vortr\u00e4g \u00fcber brochni rippi (es isch geng nonid erwise dases broche isch \ud83d\ude09 ) ha aglost, hani mind dr\u00fcne l\u00fct m\u00fcess verspr\u00e4che morn zum dokter ds ga, oder wenigstens adsl\u00fcte \ud83d\ude09 (oke, plus termin mache nat\u00fcrli =)) )\u00a0
\nmacheni de das morn… de eis luege wis usgseht…\u00a0
\ni ga emu n\u00e4re eis ga teschte, obis schafe ds lige ohni ds ersticke.. u oni ds vergr\u00f6hle w\u00e4gem vaakum… tuet n\u00e4mli soum\u00e4ssig weh….<\/p>\n

Edit: Auso, nachd\u00e4mer mis mami, mis 2te Ich u mis faschzw\u00f6ite Mami (armin) nah gleit hei zum dokter ds ga, bini gester bim d\u00f6kti gsi..
\nund es isch NID broche… nur derb aquetscht\/gstucht..
\ndah\u00e4r, i d\u00f6rfmi no lang fr\u00f6ie dran, dases sicher no lang gsp\u00fcrt wird u so.. =) hehe, tja, was solls =)))<\/p>\n

Edit 2: auso, eswie gloubi em dokter langsam, dases no es schutzi ch\u00f6nt weh tue… \u00e4hh, hune m\u00fcehsam das… =) cha nimau ps\u00f6ido schlegle, *smile*
\nwas isch dr gross ungerschid vome brochne rippi ume quetschte ume gstuchte? (ja, ds einte isch broche, hahaha..)
\nha drum festgstellt, dasmers itze ds ganze r\u00fcppi weh tuet, egal woni achume.. das hani letscht wuche o nonid gha.. =) jede tag es n\u00f6is lide, rippi si doch lustegi sieche \ud83d\ude09 hihi =)\u00a0
\nmal gucken wis witer geit \ud83d\ude09<\/span> <\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Auso, es isch ja bekannt, das ds Ivchen i Sache Sport chle e tolpatsch isch… D\u00e4nkmer nur zrug a Ghirnersch\u00fctterige, brochni Nasene u ufgschlitzti R\u00fcgge i eim Jahr Gibbsport =)\u00a0 Abr letscht zischtig hani ja widermau dr Vogu abgschosse… Kart fahre isch eifach nix fer mi… chanimi dr\u00e4ie u chere wini wet, abr nach dr\u00fcmau … Read moreDie Kunst des „Rippenbrechens“<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1019],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ivis-world"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p674Fw-1s","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":92,"url":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=92","url_meta":{"origin":90,"position":0},"title":"[Masters of Hardcore] odr „weme todchrank uf holland geit“","author":"ivi","date":"16. 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