{"id":6836,"date":"2022-04-05T13:57:05","date_gmt":"2022-04-05T11:57:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=6836"},"modified":"2023-07-03T21:16:58","modified_gmt":"2023-07-03T19:16:58","slug":"zitate-ab-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=6836","title":{"rendered":"Zitate ab 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>&#8222;Wer Sch\u00f6nheit will, muss leiden&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Nei, das heisst &#8222;Wer sch\u00f6n sein will, muss leiden&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Neinei, weisch es git da verschidnigi Versione vo d\u00e4m Spruch&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Nei, gits nid&#8230; Dini Version isch eifach falsch&#8220; \ud83d\ude42 &lt;3<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8222;Wenn im Club ein Sofa nass ist, findet man schnell heraus, ob es K\u00f6rperfl\u00fcssigkeiten sind oder nicht, wenn man davon nascht&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;\u00e4hm&#8230;..?&#8220;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8222;Weme uf \u00f6pis wartet. de geits immer so lang&#8220; &#8211; &#8220; Bisch nid em Wiehnachts\u00e4sse? Oder uf was wartisch&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Nei, du wartisch uf d Bar, wo nid antwortet&#8230;.&#8220;\n<ul>\n<li>(Wosech \u00fcbrigens bis h\u00fct nid gm\u00e4ldet het, chuntmer grad i sinn&#8230;. i weis auso immernonid, wime d luft&#8212;&#8211; bar uspr\u00e4che tuet<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8222;es het so gh\u00f6rt&#8220; (es het so t\u00f6nt)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8222;i bi nid kalotistisch gsi (katholisch)&#8220;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8222;es het di glich farb wi wasser&#8230;. also es isch halt durchsichtig&#8220;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8222;wenn du kafi trinksch, de schm\u00f6cksch scho biz grusig&#8230; aber du bisch trotzd\u00e4m h\u00e4rzig&#8220; (Merci Kr\u00fcmel)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>wenn man von Kr\u00fcmel Blumen kriegt am Valentinstag, dann mit den Worten: &#8222;<strong>Aues Guete zum &#8217;so fescht g\u00e4rn blueme tag&#8216;<\/strong>&#8222;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8222;Das isch scho sehr <strong>erkl\u00e4rlich<\/strong>, weme d Gr\u00fcnd kennt&#8220;\u00a0 =&gt; Vrst\u00e4ndlech heter gmeint \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8222;und du, hesch ono es wursti?&#8220; (lea, hochzyt m\u00fcrggu)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>flasche ist noch zu 2\/3 voll: i ha nur 4\/5 trunke&#8230; ah nei, so um di 4\/10&#8230; also doch \u00f6pe 1\/3? =)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8222;es isch es land ufem huus&#8220; (S.H, Ebri 2022)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>2023<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Spr\u00fcche und Erkenntnisse vom Greenfield 2023:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>alti froue, di hei meh falte, das r\u00e4ndiert meh zum b\u00fcgle \ud83d\ude01<\/li>\n<li>Kobolde und Eichh\u00f6rnchen haben beide einen langen, buschigen Schwanz<\/li>\n<li>biffelet (kiffe)<\/li>\n<li>Die Lieblingsfrucht von Beethoven ist Banananaaa (xD)<\/li>\n<li>w\u00e4r sleept isch doof<\/li>\n<li>Kann man einem Iren auch \u00abirischst\u00e4miger Brite\u00bb sagen<\/li>\n<li>\u00abi ha hunger\u00bb \u2013 \u00abiss doch de louch\u00bb \u2013 \u00abweso seisch em bj\u00f6rn louch?\u00bb \u2013 \u00ab nei, de bj\u00f6rn steit n\u00e4bem louch\u00bb<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>fr\u00fceche heimer ganz viu bekannti br\u00e4ttspiu gha, zbsp uno<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>es isch es pl\u00fcschtier gsi, gf\u00f6ut mit steine, dases weicher isch. 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