{"id":6723,"date":"2020-06-16T08:32:15","date_gmt":"2020-06-16T06:32:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=6723"},"modified":"2022-04-05T13:35:00","modified_gmt":"2022-04-05T11:35:00","slug":"zitate-ab-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=6723","title":{"rendered":"Zitate 2019 &#8211; 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\r\n<li>&#8222;Vielleicht nennst du mich ja unbewusst Clementine und willst mir damit sagen, das ich Cellulite habe&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Nein, so ein Assi w\u00e4re ich nicht&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Ah, stimmt.. Sowas w\u00fcrde eher auf meinem Arsch wachsen&#8230;. Mist!. Ich meinte &#8222;auf meinem Mist wachsen&#8220; &#8222;<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<ul>\r\n<li>&#8222;kensch d\u00e4 nid, d\u00e4 isch ganz bekannt f\u00fcr sini m\u00f6ps. \u00e4r het immer zwe gha&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;ja, logisch, di ch\u00f6me ou immr im paar&#8220;<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<ul>\r\n<li>Kind zieht Socken aus und strahlt &#8222;Guck, jetzt hab ich auch F\u00fcsse an&#8220;<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n<!-- \/wp:post-content -->\r\n\r\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\r\n<ul>\r\n<li>Kind will fluchen ==&gt; &#8222;<strong>hunetan<\/strong>!&#8220;&#8230;.\u00a0 \u00a0&#8230;.\u00a0 \u00a0 &#8230;&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0. . . . . . . .\u00a0 (Heilanddonner)<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n<hr \/>\r\n<p>\u00a0 <strong>Placebo Greenfield \/ m\u00fcrggu Geburi 2020<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<ul>\r\n<li><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8222;Eve, isch di Milch vo dier?&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Nei, das isch ke pflanzlechi, ganz normali&#8220; &#8230;. &#8222;Nei, si heisst drum wi di Huet&#8220; &#8230;&#8230;.. &#8222;Milfina&#8220; (Schad isch uf mim Huet &#8222;MARVEL&#8220; gstange.)<\/span><\/li>\r\n<li><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8222;Ds Interlake gits meh Touris als bi \u00fcs&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Nei, mier hei meh Summertouris u dier heit meh Winterturis (in Wintertur&#8230;)&#8220; <strong>HAHA<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\r\n<li><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8222;Oh wow, das isch doch ds schlimmste, Sport u no grad Rouke derzue&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Aber sisch Samschti gsi&#8220;<\/span><\/li>\r\n<li><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8222;N\u00e4re ischmer di alti Frou entg\u00e4ge cho u de hani gseit &#8222;Also nidmau dr\u00fc W\u00f6rter, bitte sehr, also so fr\u00e4ch&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Was seisch de du f\u00fcr dr\u00fc W\u00f6rter, wede L\u00fct uf de Strass gr\u00fcessisch?&#8220; &#8222;<strong>Hallo<\/strong>&#8230;.. Ah Nei, das si nur zw\u00f6i W\u00f6rter&#8220;\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 WtF? xD<\/span><\/li>\r\n<li><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Wes m\u00fcglech w\u00e4r, bime Schaf de Schwanz ch\u00fcrzer ds z\u00fcchte, de chasch n\u00e4re are Schafschou bire unsubere Zucht abzug g\u00e4 u s\u00e4ge &#8222;Sori, du bisch es Langschwanzschaf&#8220;<\/span><\/li>\r\n<li><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8222;Weme e Wohnig miteme Vorhang tuet ufteile, de chasch eierschachtle a vorhang h\u00e4nke, isch guet g\u00e4ge schall&#8220;<\/span><\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n<hr \/>\r\n<ul>\r\n<li>&#8222;Du kannst ja den DJ fragen, ober er noch ein Lied von deiner Lieblingsband spielen w\u00fcrde?&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Ohh, du meinst von P!nk?&#8220;<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Vielleicht nennst du mich ja unbewusst Clementine und willst mir damit sagen, das ich Cellulite habe&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Nein, so ein Assi w\u00e4re ich nicht&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Ah, stimmt.. Sowas w\u00fcrde eher auf meinem Arsch wachsen&#8230;. Mist!. Ich meinte &#8222;auf meinem Mist wachsen&#8220; &#8222; &nbsp; &#8222;kensch d\u00e4 nid, d\u00e4 isch ganz bekannt f\u00fcr sini m\u00f6ps. \u00e4r het &#8230; <a title=\"Zitate 2019 &#8211; 2021\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=6723\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zitate 2019 &#8211; 2021<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1176],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zitate","gallery-content-unit"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p674Fw-1Kr","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6836,"url":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=6836","url_meta":{"origin":6723,"position":0},"title":"Zitate ab 2022","author":"ivi","date":"5. 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