{"id":6371,"date":"2018-04-29T15:00:34","date_gmt":"2018-04-29T13:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=6371"},"modified":"2018-08-06T13:16:19","modified_gmt":"2018-08-06T11:16:19","slug":"ba-ascom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=6371","title":{"rendered":"BA Ascom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>GGL =&gt; Gang ga lige!<\/p>\n<p>Leute ohne Orientierungssinn:<br \/>\n\u201eIsch dis Handy ou ds Greyerz gsi?\u201c \u2013 \u201eGreyerz??\u201c \u2013 \u201eUpps, ds Ramsei\u2026 Abr i vrw\u00e4chsle drum ou immr Kehrsatz mit Koppige\u201c \u2013 \u201eEhm.. ja?\u201c \u2013 \u201eOu, Kirchb\u00e4rg.. upps..\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eEigentli fingts niemer luschtig, nur ig chume nid drus!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eS\u00e4getmer mau e Name ohni A!\u201c \u2013 E:\u201cEvelyne\u201c \u2013 T:\u201cStefanie\u201c \u2013 *stille,schmunzle* \u2013 T:\u201cAha, itz hani eine \u201aRahel&#8217;\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eSeine FreundIN!\u201c \u2013 \u201eEr ist ein INsider.\u201c \u2013 \u201eMeine FreundIN mir!\u201c \u2013 \u201eZum Gl\u00fcck is es keine FreundOUT!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eScho d\u00e4 summer sit Afangs!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u00f6g\u00f6d\u00f6s ==&gt; \u201eich bin m\u00fcde\u201c<br \/>\nd\u00f6g\u00f6d\u00f6s ==&gt; \u201edu bist m\u00fcde!\u201c \/ \u201ebist du m\u00fcde?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Im Coop:<br \/>\n\u201eLueg mau d\u00e4 Typ, d\u00e4 isch \u00e4u\u00e4 nid ganz prate\u201c \u2013 \u201e\u2026\u201c \u2013 \u201eHesch itz gseh wie d\u00e4 mit der er Kasse gredt het?\u201c \u2013 \u201e\u2026.\u201c \u2013 \u201eSchrege Typ das!!\u201c \u2013 *eve zahlt und sagt immer noch nichts* *draussen* \u201eDas er Kasse isch imfau sini Muetter gsi\u201c =)<\/p>\n<p>\u201eSchlag di Nasi an den Kopf\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eEine Geb\u00e4rmutter und ein Vaterland haben es zusammen getan. Daraus ergab es ein \u201aAlkinder\u2018 (Inder mit Alkproblem)\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eW\u00f6us dir bisch\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eI muess da no mis Projukt fertig mache.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eHeschmer chle Deo?\u201c \u2013 \u201eJa\u201c *gibt deo r\u00fcber* *dr\u00fcckt auf deckel* \u201eGeit ni\u2026\u201c \u2013 \u201eI w\u00fcr mau dr Dechu abn\u00e4..<\/p>\n<p>\u201eWieso, h\u00e4tsch g\u00e4rn luscht?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eSie m\u00fctzt mi is Outo\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eHesch g\u00e4rn M&#038;m\u2019s?\u201c \u2013 \u201eNei\u201c \u2013 \u201eDu hesch nid g\u00e4rn M&#038;M\u2019s???\u201c \u2013 \u201eNei, ha lieber die mite n\u00fcssli\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eW\u00f6ue \u00e4be meischtens schnurret, bevorme \u00f6pis seit\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMach ke Schissdr\u00e4ck!!\u201c \u2013 \u201eDreg isch schmutzig!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eHuere Pissnelke!!\u201c \u2013 S:\u201cWas isch \u201ahuere\u2018?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eAltsch\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eChum mier g\u00f6 ga Exwyy wisse!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eI bi 2Jahr euter aus du!\u201c \u2013 \u201eDu bisch ersch 19ni?\u201c \u2013 *bechunt grossi ouge, muu offe* \u201eWas du bisch ersch 17ni???\u201c (\u00e4r isch 25i gsi!)<\/p>\n<p>\u201e\u00c4r het Verd\u00e4chnisschwirigkeite\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Definition \u00c4ngeli vor Eve: \u201eMixer geit doch besser, \u00e4r isch zwar schwerer, brucht mehr strom, git meh ds t\u00fce u sone grusige schum\u2026 abr wiso eifach, wes o kompliziert geit?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Eve: \u201eMiechi emu ou nid wenni e Frou w\u00e4r\u2026\u2026..\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eJa, de chasch de zude Muffins\u2026 \u00e4hm, Muppets!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eI m\u00f6cht ja nid die Schmu s\u00f6cke!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e4ndle: \u201eEs geit Sandy, Eve, S\u00e4ndle odr o ihre angere Reihefoug, zum Bispiu Sandy, Eve, S\u00e4ndle\u2026.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eHAGI!!!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Berlinerkauf:<br \/>\nE:\u201cDr\u00fc odr vier Berliner\u201c \u2013 V:\u201cJa, ehm dr\u00fc odr vier?\u201c \u2013 E:\u201cvier..\u201c *bezahlt und geht weg* 5min sp\u00e4ter E:\u201cEi Berliner\u201c \u2013 V:\u201cItz sis abr nid dr\u00fc odr vier!\u201c *wird rot und geht* 15min sp\u00e4ter E:\u201cNomau eine..\u201c *Verk\u00e4ufer lacht und sagt nichtsmehr*<\/p>\n<p>\u201eJaja, die Sendwitsch\u201c<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e4ndle: \u201eSeisch emu nid \u201aMini Vorhuut isch agwachse u was machsch du so h\u00fct?&#8217;\u201c *1minstille* Lee:\u201cNimsch morn o e Klappstueu mit?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eHani da no Schoggi ums Muu ume?\u201c \u2013 \u201eIg nid, du?<\/p>\n<p>\u201eShit happens!!!!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GGL =&gt; Gang ga lige! Leute ohne Orientierungssinn: \u201eIsch dis Handy ou ds Greyerz gsi?\u201c \u2013 \u201eGreyerz??\u201c \u2013 \u201eUpps, ds Ramsei\u2026 Abr i vrw\u00e4chsle drum ou immr Kehrsatz mit Koppige\u201c \u2013 \u201eEhm.. ja?\u201c \u2013 \u201eOu, Kirchb\u00e4rg.. upps..\u201c \u201eEigentli fingts niemer luschtig, nur ig chume nid drus!\u201c \u201eS\u00e4getmer mau e Name ohni A!\u201c \u2013 E:\u201cEvelyne\u201c \u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"BA Ascom\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=6371\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BA Ascom<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1176],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zitate"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p674Fw-1EL","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6377,"url":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=6377","url_meta":{"origin":6371,"position":0},"title":"Party &#038; Konzerte","author":"ivi","date":"8. 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