{"id":129,"date":"2006-09-15T11:30:46","date_gmt":"2006-09-15T10:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/wordpress\/?p=129"},"modified":"2018-07-26T11:18:25","modified_gmt":"2018-07-26T09:18:25","slug":"backe-backe-kuchen-oder-andere-tolle-sachen-mit-ivi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"„Backe, backe Kuchen oder andere tolle Sachen mit ivi“"},"content":{"rendered":"

Es isch mal wieder Zischtig.. (zischti = mini kreative phasene oder eifach nur e tag wi jede ander o? =) )<\/p>\n

H\u00fct hanimer mal was n\u00f6is \u00fcberleit.. auso, eigentli scho vorgster:<\/p>\n

I bachemer e Maa!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Isch das nie e gueti Idee? Au di typ wos da git, wo eifach geng no grad nid das si womer eigentli wet.. u au di tv-serie, wo doch zeige, dsamer mit es bizeli zouberk\u00fcnst ganz eifach e maa cha bache\u2026 oke, \u00e4r s\u00f6t em schluss ni i teig zerfliesse, w\u00e4r no r\u00e4cht praktisch..<\/p>\n

Auso mau e liste mache, wases so brucht:<\/p>\n

Hmm, zwe arme, zw\u00f6i bei, plus f\u00fcess u h\u00e4nd\u2026 e rumpf, es knackarsch und e chopf..
\nGenitalie nat\u00fcrli o, u ds gsicht plus haar und ohre..
\nWas bruchts no? Muessmer brustwarze u buchnabel ono erw\u00e4hne?
\nAuso, je eini links u eini r\u00e4chts d\u00e4mfal, und e buchnabu.. hihi, wot ja de scho es str\u00e4ssli zum gl\u00fcck gseh \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Brucht \u00e4ch sone typ viel m\u00e4hl? Wot de ni eine wo ds troche im chopf isch.. hmm..<\/p>\n

Auso, ds gw\u00fcrz:
\nBizzeli egoismus.. du s\u00f6tsch zw\u00fcschd\u00fcre ou a dis wohl d\u00e4nke.. abr bitte ni zu arrogant si, bi ig ja scho \ud83d\ude09 u vor allem was bringtmer e typ, wo zwar vil cha rede, abr ds einzige thema nur \u00e4r isch?
\nDu muesch tierlieb si, schliessli hesches ja mit mier ds t\u00fce.. hmm, gross u starch u m\u00e4nnlich u blablabla.. \ud83d\ude09 nei, seich..
\nGross? Gross isch ja ni schwirig ds si um mi ume \ud83d\ude09 u wedmi no grad so magsch b\u00e4ndige, hmm.. *pieks* *lol*
\nE gutsch w\u00e4utoffeheit w\u00e4r ganz geil, eifach w\u00f6u d w\u00e4ut r\u00e4cht gross isch u so..
\nU nat\u00fcrli ganz vil toleraz-str\u00f6issel.. zu muesch ja dermit klar cho, das ig e eigete chopf ha \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Aja, u ds wichtigste.. e fl\u00e4sche voll sexs\u00fcchtig \ud83d\ude09 auso \u00f6pe sone grosses *soweitmith\u00e4ndenzeigtwigeht* (ca 1.6m \ud83d\ude09 ) St\u00fcck\u2026 u ke biz sch\u00fcch u ou chle experimentierfr\u00f6idig..<\/p>\n

Aues i auem ni l\u00e4ngwilig u doch zum kuschle ds ha (ou h\u00e4ti tats\u00e4chlech fasch ds kuschel pulver verg\u00e4sse), e rosekavalier u doch ni kitschig\u2026<\/p>\n

U em liebste w\u00e4rsmer wede ni ganz bache bisch \ud83d\ude09 (abr doch so, dasde warm chasch g\u00e4 i chalte wintern\u00e4cht (odr itze scho))
\nSo richtig zum abisse..<\/p>\n

Das Rez\u00e4pt isch f\u00fcr alli verw\u00e4ndbar u nat\u00fcrli individuell apassbar..\u00a0<\/p>\n

edit:<\/strong> u f\u00fcr mi no paar piercing u tattoo ch\u00e4rne<\/em><\/strong>, fingi angers geil.. odr no e glatze? (hmm \ud83d\ude09 )
\neifach biz badboy =)<\/p>\n

Und n\u00e4chste Woche freuen wir uns, Sie wieder zu begr\u00fcssen wenn es heisst \u201eBacke, Backe Kuchen oder andere tolle Sachen mit Ivi\u201c<\/p>\n

Ps: das isch ni real, w\u00f6u ganz ehrlech, i ha ni g\u00e4rn 65kg brot.. u \u00fcberhoupt hani l\u00fct womer warm g\u00e4, woni cha kuschle, wo tolerant si u tierlieb.. u tr\u00f6i u zuemer h\u00e4be.. Merci \u00f6ich!!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Es isch mal wieder Zischtig.. (zischti = mini kreative phasene oder eifach nur e tag wi jede ander o? =) ) H\u00fct hanimer mal was n\u00f6is \u00fcberleit.. auso, eigentli scho vorgster: I bachemer e Maa!!! Isch das nie e gueti Idee? Au di typ wos da git, wo eifach geng no grad nid das si … Read more„Backe, backe Kuchen oder andere tolle Sachen mit ivi“<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1019],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ivis-world"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p674Fw-25","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6836,"url":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=6836","url_meta":{"origin":129,"position":0},"title":"Zitate ab 2022","author":"ivi","date":"5. 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