{"id":124,"date":"2006-11-15T11:27:01","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T10:27:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/wordpress\/?p=124"},"modified":"2006-11-15T11:27:01","modified_gmt":"2006-11-15T10:27:01","slug":"124","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develi.ch\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"M\u00e4rlistung.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Geschichte f\u00fcr Sandy<\/strong><br \/>\nfrou trifft ma, verliebtsech, ma het nie zyt, frou vergisst ma, ma cha frou ni verg\u00e4sse, het pl\u00f6tzlech zyt, frou wot ma wider gseh, ma cha pl\u00f6tzlech n\u00fcme telefoniere (achtung itze chunt dr unrealistisch teu) frou probiert immer wider, ma cha pl\u00f6tzlech telefoniere, w\u00f6u natel wider geit, sig kabutt gsi, frou trifft ma, ma isch gl\u00fccklech frou ds gseh, frou isch gl\u00fccklech ma ds gseh.. kuss, schnitt, h\u00e4ppy \u00e4nd&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Version vor Sandy<br \/>\n<\/strong>frou trifft ma. Beidi verliebe sich inenang. 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